Summer of Megadeth+1

May 25

youngmanhattanite:

rickycamilleri:

bbook:

Today, we check in with Michael Delaney, Will Hines, and Connor Ratliff of Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre’s The Stepfathers.

The Stepfathers Are Gods of Improv Comedy

It’s the last of the BlackBook comedy series I did with Andrew Krucoff. This time, we tackle long form improv and try to condense it. 

If you missed the previous four…

Thursday: Joe Mande and Noah Garfinkel

Wednesday: Max Silvestri and Gabe Liedman

Tuesday: Anthony Atamanuik and John Gemberling

Monday: Kurt Braunohler and Kristen Schaal

You’ve been on a bit of a tear recently. Maybe you could spend the (SORRY, AMERICANS-ONLY) three-day weekend breathing deeply, meditating on your public persona and the difficulties of communicating warmly and humanly in a text-only environment.

brianvan: Vaya con dios, literally CONGRADULATIONS, BRIAN VAN, YOU DIDN’T WRITE THE MOST TERRIBLE THING ON THE INTERNET TODAY!

May 24
Vaya con dios, literally
May 24

youngmanhattanite:

rickycamilleri:

Totally J/K with Joe Mande and Noah Garfinkel by me and Andrew Krucoff for BlackBook Magazine. 

Have you ever touched someone’s penis because you were curious about a crease in their sweatpants?

Set in the era of Led Zeppelin 8-tracks, Tab colas and Farrah Fawcett posters, THAT ’70s SHOW continues to flash back to the “Me Decade” during the seventh season.

ninety9: And all this time I was thinking one great advantage to being a woman is no one ever expected you to take an interest in hockey. Katie Bakes memorial post.

May 24

Brian Van is FROM New Jersey you IDIOT. (Source: osmium, via free-cat-fancy)

May 23
After reading that horrible Brian Van post I have decided to root for the New Jersey Devils in the Stanley Cup Eastern Conference Finals

summerofultradeth: michelledean: Brian Van is a performance artist, I think. BV IS JUST JAMES FRANCO’S CHARACTER FROM GENERAL HOSPITAL. We know him, and he does. (via allaboutthebbq)

May 23

summerofultradeth: free-cat-fancy: Sarah Kliff: The modern movement largely came into being to defend Roe v. Wade, the 1973 Supreme Court case legalizing abortion. Karen Jean Lopez: Encouraging signs for life.  Andrew Sullivan: Americans seem more attuned the to gravity of the moral question here. Karlyn Bowman: [S]ubstantial numbers tell the pollsters that abortion is an act of murder. On the other, they say that the decision to have an abortion should be a personal choice. Those two views are fundamentally contradictory[.] Matt thinks I’m going to reglog this and copypasta something ridiculous in Andrew Sullivan’s place Just admit that you’re against Andrew Sullivan because he’s white. (via allaboutthebbq)

May 23
The following things written about that gallup poll about Americans identifying as pro-life more regularly are wrong

free-cat-fancy: Still laughing at the whole “white males have it easy” meme. Perhaps you mean that I am highly unlikely to be denied a job because the employers don’t like my skin color? Or that I statistically have to worry less about being raped on the street than a woman? Well, that much is true. But let’s cut the shit. A poor white male, nowadays, is just as likely as anyone else to be denied any kind of work with a living wage, arrested and prosecuted for bullshit reasons, and to suffer other forms of severe disenfranchisement by society. Sometimes leading to and/or causing death! Or at the very least, causing a much reduced quality of life relative to society’s norms.  You can avoid that fate by being rich or knowing someone powerful. Not by just being a white male. These guys in the picture? They’re not white supremacists! They’re not making sure all the white dudes out there have money! They’re just sweeping it in for themselves, playing a role in a dumb industry where they get up and yap for an hour and then money comes flying out of the ceiling. There’s a lot of women and minorities who weren’t invited to that party, but they have good company with a lot of white males who don’t fit a particular background, mindset, or ability to finance this whole charade.  Why does this lazy-fucking-thinking meme keep going around? I don’t know! It’s such a white people problem to talk about how there’s no black people on this panel! Black people don’t give a fuck about that! They’re too busy trying to scrounge up enough money to pay for their kids’ potential tuition at the prep school these motherfuckers went to, when that tuition bill is an upwardly-moving target for no reason at all (while the parents’ real wages drop over time) and when all of these guys’ kids took a bunch of pricey Princeton Review classes in preschool to make sure they’d be a shoo-in for that prep school and the Ivy League school (and the white-shoe firm job) that follows it. That’s where the scam is! But that’s too complicated for Tumblr to talk about. What must we do to make public schools better so that minorities and women have better reach into the management class? That’s a problem that can only be solved by Christ coming down from above. DID I TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE MY IPAD TODAY? LET’S GET DRINKS AFTER WORK! LET’S MAKE MORE CAT GIFS!

May 23
The following things written about that gallup poll about Americans identifying as pro-life more regularly are wrong
tylercoates:

bbook:

Our lives are about to get a whole lot twee-er as Moonrise Kingdom makes its way to American cinemas in select cities near you. (Sorry, Alabamian Wes Anderson fans!) It’s the first live-action film Anderson has made since 2007’s The Darjeeling Limited, and it’s quite good: fitting someplace between The Royal Tenenbaums and The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (more on that in a bit). Following a pair of pre-teen lovers as they flee from their constricting lives, it boasts an all-star cast (including regular Anderson players Jason Schwartzman and Bill Murray, as well as Frances McDormand, Harvey Keitel, Edward Norton, and Tilda Swinton) and excrutiatingly detailed production design. (Seriously, this flick looks like the Brooklyn Flea.) But who can forget Moonrise’s cinematic predescors—those movies that convinced us to enable this lanky manchild taken with flights of fancy and whimsy? Here, we take a look at his past films in order of brilliance.
One Man’s Opinion: Ranking Wes Anderson’s Filmography

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Still laughing at the whole “white males have it easy” meme. Perhaps you mean that I am highly unlikely to be denied a job because the employers don’t like my skin color? Or that I statistically have to worry less about being raped on the street than a woman? Well, that much is true.
But let’s cut the shit. A poor white male, nowadays, is just as likely as anyone else to be denied any kind of work with a living wage, arrested and prosecuted for bullshit reasons, and to suffer other forms of severe disenfranchisement by society. Sometimes leading to and/or causing death! Or at the very least, causing a much reduced quality of life relative to society’s norms. 
You can avoid that fate by being rich or knowing someone powerful. Not by just being a white male. These guys in the picture? They’re not white supremacists! They’re not making sure all the white dudes out there have money! They’re just sweeping it in for themselves, playing a role in a dumb industry where they get up and yap for an hour and then money comes flying out of the ceiling. There’s a lot of women and minorities who weren’t invited to that party, but they have good company with a lot of white males who don’t fit a particular background, mindset, or ability to finance this whole charade. 
Why does this lazy-fucking-thinking meme keep going around? I don’t know! It’s such a white people problem to talk about how there’s no black people on this panel! Black people don’t give a fuck about that! They’re too busy trying to scrounge up enough money to pay for their kids’ potential tuition at the prep school these motherfuckers went to, when that tuition bill is an upwardly-moving target for no reason at all (while the parents’ real wages drop over time) and when all of these guys’ kids took a bunch of pricey Princeton Review classes in preschool to make sure they’d be a shoo-in for that prep school and the Ivy League school (and the white-shoe firm job) that follows it. That’s where the scam is!
But that’s too complicated for Tumblr to talk about. What must we do to make public schools better so that minorities and women have better reach into the management class? That’s a problem that can only be solved by Christ coming down from above. DID I TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE MY IPAD TODAY? LET’S GET DRINKS AFTER WORK! LET’S MAKE MORE CAT GIFS!
May 23

tylercoates:

bbook:

Our lives are about to get a whole lot twee-er as Moonrise Kingdom makes its way to American cinemas in select cities near you. (Sorry, Alabamian Wes Anderson fans!) It’s the first live-action film Anderson has made since 2007’s The Darjeeling Limited, and it’s quite good: fitting someplace between The Royal Tenenbaums and The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (more on that in a bit). Following a pair of pre-teen lovers as they flee from their constricting lives, it boasts an all-star cast (including regular Anderson players Jason Schwartzman and Bill Murray, as well as Frances McDormand, Harvey Keitel, Edward Norton, and Tilda Swinton) and excrutiatingly detailed production design. (Seriously, this flick looks like the Brooklyn Flea.) But who can forget Moonrise’s cinematic predescors—those movies that convinced us to enable this lanky manchild taken with flights of fancy and whimsy? Here, we take a look at his past films in order of brilliance.

One Man’s Opinion: Ranking Wes Anderson’s Filmography

Here’s a thing I just wrote!

Still laughing at the whole “white males have it easy” meme. Perhaps you mean that I am highly unlikely to be denied a job because the employers don’t like my skin color? Or that I statistically have to worry less about being raped on the street than a woman? Well, that much is true.

But let’s cut the shit. A poor white male, nowadays, is just as likely as anyone else to be denied any kind of work with a living wage, arrested and prosecuted for bullshit reasons, and to suffer other forms of severe disenfranchisement by society. Sometimes leading to and/or causing death! Or at the very least, causing a much reduced quality of life relative to society’s norms. 

You can avoid that fate by being rich or knowing someone powerful. Not by just being a white male. These guys in the picture? They’re not white supremacists! They’re not making sure all the white dudes out there have money! They’re just sweeping it in for themselves, playing a role in a dumb industry where they get up and yap for an hour and then money comes flying out of the ceiling. There’s a lot of women and minorities who weren’t invited to that party, but they have good company with a lot of white males who don’t fit a particular background, mindset, or ability to finance this whole charade. 

Why does this lazy-fucking-thinking meme keep going around? I don’t know! It’s such a white people problem to talk about how there’s no black people on this panel! Black people don’t give a fuck about that! They’re too busy trying to scrounge up enough money to pay for their kids’ potential tuition at the prep school these motherfuckers went to, when that tuition bill is an upwardly-moving target for no reason at all (while the parents’ real wages drop over time) and when all of these guys’ kids took a bunch of pricey Princeton Review classes in preschool to make sure they’d be a shoo-in for that prep school and the Ivy League school (and the white-shoe firm job) that follows it. That’s where the scam is!

But that’s too complicated for Tumblr to talk about. What must we do to make public schools better so that minorities and women have better reach into the management class? That’s a problem that can only be solved by Christ coming down from above. DID I TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE MY IPAD TODAY? LET’S GET DRINKS AFTER WORK! LET’S MAKE MORE CAT GIFS!

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(Source: allaboutthebbq)

May 23

cordjefferson: Some of the study’s findings are depressingly familiar. For instance, young white high school graduates were twice as likely to receive positive responses from New York employers as equally qualified black job seekers. It also reaffirmed not only that former prisoners are at a distinct disadvantage in the job market, but also that, again, black ex-prisoners are in a much worse position: positive responses from employers towards white applicants with a criminal record dipped 35 percent, while for black applicants similarly situated it plummeted 57 percent. However, the study revealed that our society’s racism extends even deeper: black applicants with no criminal record were no more likely to get a job than white applicants with criminal records just released from prison! Oh, word? Dude, it’s not cool to keep bringing up the whiffle ball bat incident. Not cool!

May 23
“A poor white male, nowadays, is just as likely as anyone else to be denied any kind of work with a living wage”

Brian Van was fake-raped because he was white.

May 23
Never Forget

brianvan: cordjefferson: “Black people don’t give a fuck about that! They’re too busy trying to scrounge up enough money to pay for their kids’ potential tuition at the prep school these motherfuckers went to” Dog, dog, dog, DOG! You can’t decry people for “lazy fucking thinking” and then IMMEDIATELY go into assuming that all black people in America are like Precious characters just trying to get by on EBT cards and dice games in the motherfucking hood. That you believe there are not very smart, very talented, very wealthy black people graduating from Ivy League schools and working in VC firms who aren’t a bit peeved they’re not ever asked to speak on panels like this is A MAJOR PART OF THE FUCKING PROBLEM WITH RACIAL DISCUSSIONS IN AMERICA. FEEL MEEEEEEEEEE??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Uhhh 1. This misquotes me entirely and 2. Makes no logical sense. This is also what’s wrong with tech: you are apparently successful in life if you get to speak on a panel where 80% the people in the audience are checking their email the whole time, but if you’re a rich person with an important job otherwise, but you don’t get to come to the big boy parties, you’re a loser. Dude, FUCK THAT.  Their panel can get swallowed into the earth for all I care.  Also, we hear Brian Van totally has black friends. (Source: betabetabeatbeat)

May 23