literally everyone who has ever performed fellatio has received a compliment about it, corollary: what kind of jagoff are you if you’ve ever had your dick sucked and don’t have something nice to say after the fact I mean Jesus Christ, but on repeated listens of “whatever you like” it has become clear that T.I. won this little mating game long ago: “brain so good could’ve swore you went to college” is definitely, definitely the pinnacle of this particular art form.
Maybe you’re not ready for the glogin.
Music Tumblr’s Not Head
If you don’t turn in a paper, you get an A+.
If you turn in a thinkpiece, I may actually read it and might not like it, then you’ll have to settle for a 9.3.
QUIK EVERY1 CUT OFF THERE HANDS ON THE COUNT OF 69
Summer of Megadeth here: Have you ever noticed that White gay men never get called out on the misogyny inherent in their insistence that straight girls don’t know how to give head? Sorry for all the cis. Trigger warning: cis. BTW, congrats on your new job copy editing The Limbaugh Letter!
On basic fucking morality
So I don’t really get this ‘thou shall not have sex with another woman’s man’ mantra. I’m not saying I agree with cheating, I’m just saying the blame is 100% on the actual cheater. Like, if you’re not friends, if you don’t know her, then you’re not breaking any loyalty. You don’t owe her…
It doesn’t matter whether you’re friends with the other woman or not. If you knowingly have sex with another woman’s man, you are complicit in the affair. Yes, what he’s doing is much worse, but what you are doing is still wrong. Sorry, but you don’t get a free pass just because you have emotional distance from the person you’re hurting.
And don’t try and make this about loyalty. It’s not.
It’s about common fucking decency, and fucking another woman’s man simply because “you don’t owe her anything” makes you a shitty person.
okay i’m done
Don’t you find that language of ownership troublesome, though? “Another woman’s man”? Ick. Cheating is shitty, and facilitating someone else’s cheating is shitty too, but like…the idea that relationships are about staking claims seems shitty too.
As someone who pays attention to that kind of semantics, I don’t have a problem with this. I think of it less as “staking claim” and more as two people who have agreed to commit to each other—and
for brevity’s sake, the shorthand becomes “your man” or “your woman” or whatever gender you prefer. Seems like it’s okay to refer to two people who’re in a monogamous relationship this way. Like, they’re a couple…a unit…think it’s just to make note of the assumed association there.
This seems hella problematic all around. We have two guiding moral principles at Summer of Megadeth:
1. Always root against the Yankees.
2. Fuck whoever you want.
Summer of Megadeth here: We were always of the opinion that it’s okay to fuck another man’s woman as a #Feminist act. Of course, we’ve settled down since then. Hell, that was back when the gays actually believed in smashing the hetero nation state by destroying marriage!
So if you write a quarter life “memoir” about never having had a date, maybe expect some creepy emails?
Dude, you’re asking for it.