Summer of Megadeth+1

The Other Side of the End of the Internet

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ninety9:

At the very least, I hope the Gingrich open marriage ‘bombshell’ finally puts an end to those mealy mouthed polyandry articles.

Fucking a bunch of people is an exclusive because it happens to us and the people we fuck. 

brianvan:

youngmanhattanite:

connorsimpson:

ARE YOU LISTENING, AJ? 

We’re not accepting applications for the YM Paid Internship Program but your interest has been noted.

This never gets old. An epic FAIL by someone who acts as if they are one of the greatest people who ever lived. What stands out:

  1. She completely fucked up on simple answers regarding a product that was the primary and only responsibility in her career at the time
  2. The blinking and the eyerolling. THE BLINKING AND THE EYEROLLING. It’s clear that half the problem here is that she thought she’d be talking down to these people (especially Kimmel) and that is NOT AT ALL how it went.

“FUCK YALL MAD AT ME FOR? YALL DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I BEEN THROUGH.” — HVAC repair guy

tylercoates:

Remembrance of New Years Past

RIP New Years

iaminlikewithmybike:

rendit:

Three Capitol Police bike cops riding west in a v down a deserted M Street at Wisconsin smiling at each other, oblivious to the rest of the world like it’s a gym ad or a syndicated mid-90s action drama cheesecake program about bike cops in the mold of Baywatch.

I always have the urge to body snark the NYPD into having more of a bike presence.

Who cares, fuck New York. 

nebraska-admiral: youngmegadethite: shorterexcerpts: dyingvortex: jkajakajkajakaa xD!!!!!!!! Black Metal dudes wish they thought about death as often as the average cat. Fuck Black Metal. Death Metal. No, I didn’t know that, because you just typed a paragraph shit-talking the work of a person you don’t know. Marie Calloway, 21. And also including a factually incorrect sentence about me. I don’t know more about Chuck Schuldiner than what’s in the tag. &#8216;SOM&#8217;times Summer of Megadeth will use a &#8220;___ NOT ___&#8221; &#8216;farm&#8217; when comparing homonyms; especially those of bands or songs. (For example, Karp not Karp.) In this case, though, they&#8217;re great fans of both Death and Death. What to do? &#8220;DEATH YES DEATH&#8221;? Seems kind of wonky. We&#8217;ll go to the lab (the backchannel) and get back to you!

nebraska-admiral:

youngmegadethite:

shorterexcerpts:

dyingvortex:

jkajakajkajakaa xD!!!!!!!!

Black Metal dudes wish they thought about death as often as the average cat.

Fuck Black Metal. Death Metal.

No, I didn’t know that, because you just typed a paragraph shit-talking the work of a person you don’t know. Marie Calloway, 21. And also including a factually incorrect sentence about me. I don’t know more about Chuck Schuldiner than what’s in the tag.

‘SOM’times Summer of Megadeth will use a “___ NOT ___” ‘farm’ when comparing homonyms; especially those of bands or songs. (For example, Karp not Karp.) In this case, though, they’re great fans of both Death and Death. What to do? “DEATH YES DEATH”? Seems kind of wonky. We’ll go to the lab (the backchannel) and get back to you!

(Source: svartmetall, via nesbittslimesoda)

chrismohney: savorysnack: via “There is no greater threat to the Delta City way of life than the independent bookstore.” - Clarence Boddicker Nice callback! Although, technically, we don&#8217;t think Clarence really cared much about the creation of Delta City. If &#8216;Murph&#8217; hadn&#8217;t intervened, he probably would have hung back and ruled as the vicious, sadistic Crown Prince of what was left of Old Detroit, in fact.

chrismohney:

savorysnack:

via

“There is no greater threat to the Delta City way of life than the independent bookstore.”

- Clarence Boddicker

Nice callback! Although, technically, we don’t think Clarence really cared much about the creation of Delta City. If ‘Murph’ hadn’t intervened, he probably would have hung back and ruled as the vicious, sadistic Crown Prince of what was left of Old Detroit, in fact.