There are about 50 more tumblr blogs I would follow if there was a filter to only view their posts over 200 words. This would eliminate all the snark and pictures of celebrities and only show me their occasional thoughtful essays about music, etc.
Funny, Summer of Megadeth would like the exact opposite of this.
“Go to the grocery store. You need to do this anyway because all you have is one bottle of pink wine and some Sriracha peas, and you’ve gotten to the part of the can where the weird preservative packet that you’re not supposed to eat lives and that makes you wonder if you should eat the peas, either. While you’re at the store, take note a handsome fellow with a lot of tomatoes in his grocery cart (make sure he has a real cart, not one of those little baskets — more manly) and ask him what he’s planning to make with all those tomatoes. If he says anything stewed, move along, and find a guy with a large bottle of Sriracha. Do not go for the guy with the 24 pack of toilet paper and the 48 bottles of Poland Spring. He is mine.”—
I would just like to make mention again, single women of NYC, and other in-the-path-of-the-hurricane’d folks along the eastern seaboard that I have a fridge full of beer, a couple bottles of red wine, and access to a pool. And it’s going to be sunny and in the 90s all weekend here in Atlanta.
Then she moved and part of me stayed on that bed forever. I never told her that I wanted to turn her on like Timothy Leary like Carl Sagan like satin-wrapped baseball bats. She must have known. She let me in to her bedroom.
Miles has been searching ‘carl sagan’ on tumblr again.
You guys! This hurricane is really serious. Like, more serious than MOST things that are serious, like Doctor Who, DSK, rape jokes, football, NYC cops, restaurant reviews, Kanye West, pho, racism, Steve Jobs, alt. country, soup recipes, patriarchy, Das Racist, the new Ryan Adams album, riots in London, 5.8 earthquakes, Pitchfork's criteria for BNM, or hipsters. It could shut down the subway, cause flooding, and make me actually have to DO something differently. This is my life we're talking about.