I wrote a long article about the phenomenon of books made entirely of Wikipedia articles.
I wrote a long article about the phenomenon of books made entirely of Wikipedia articles.
April 2012
58 posts
Proper use of ironic constructions: a guide.
What We Talk About When We Talk About _________: Should only be used to indicate a meta-construction. That is, you are parodying the use of ironic constructions; therefore the effective — read: funny — use is not necessary because the entire gesture should be read a sort of droll non-attempt. “I’m not trying to be funny.”
The Way We _________ Now: More earnest. You still think the
New York TimesThe Awl has the capability to disappoint.What Was the __________: You’re just trolling the intern from Gallatin who you make get coffee. Foster would have thought this was funny, like, a week ago, but he probably got a job with n+1 this morning. Too bad he’s never getting laid again.
Ha ha! This is RexXxellent as they say. Summer of Megadeth contributor ninety9 out Fuck Yeah Summer of Megadeths Fuck Yeah Summer of Megadeth. We’re really hoping Magsum reglogs this with What We Talk About When We Cock The Layer Tennis.
We’ve missed you guys.
My Last $100, by An Adult.
1. Mini of Universal City.
Summer of Megadeth, for one, took our girlfriend out to dinner.
I’m hardly in a position to judge what’s a fair use of time, but Lil’B giving a talk at NYU? How it this more punk rock than the Eagles playing s staff concert at Rolling Stone offices? If maybe he scheduled a second talk at a community college in Queens, or swung by a youth center in the Bronx, that fits the mythology a lil’better. Or maybe I’m missing the point.
“Surely there’s a way to vocalize typos by now.”
of course this "adult" has spoken at TED. →
kickstarter.com
Man. Why didn’t we think of this?
Q: Is Nicki Minaj really going to keep *doing that* her whole career?
A: Probably.
Dear Christ is Summer of Megadeth really going to keep reblogging that abortion blog now? Summer of Megadeth may have to unfollow Summer of Megadeth over this.
* Post cannot be Émile.
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We used tag humor in every one of those posts
Q. My refund ended up being like $200 less than I thought. The IRS promises to send details later, but says this is because I failed to do fill out Schedule D, which makes no sense because (a) I'm pretty sure you don't have to fill out Schedule D if you only have $35 of investment income and (b) even if I did have to fill out Schedule D, $35 of investment income accounted for differently couldn't possibly result in a $200 difference. My questions is: What emotions should I be feeling right now? Shame, for doing my taxes wrong, and because I'm finally going to have to start using TurboTax instead of doing it all on paper? Anger at the IRS and Obama for double-taxing my job-creating $35 of investment income? Sheepishness for complaining about a smaller refund than I expected, when after all I'm still getting a refund?
Eh.
Q. I failed to file taxes last year. I intend to correct this mistake, but I am still in the process of recovering my tax documents from old employers (I moved across country at tax time and the W2s from said employers—of which there were several—were all lost in the move). So… my question. As I have my (only) W2 for this year with me, can I file for this year? Will I still get a refund if owed one?
We really need a Blade IV and a Demolition Man 2.
Q. Based on my cursory understanding of this, there are basically two options to getting back a decent refund for underpaid people like myself. 1) Do everything on TurboTax at the last second, choosing the "maximum deduction" thingy and paying the $30 or whatever for them to file it with my state. I think the "maximum deduction" is something around $2,000? 2) Download a more expensive version of Turbo Tax or whatever that has more forms that allow me to deduct more things (MetroCards, cell phone bill [for work!], even rent??!?!*) but will take me hours of poring through bank records and maybe actual math? Haven't done math since 2003. How does one know if it's worth it to take step 2? *is this a myth?
You put a footnote in your question, forfeit all your money.
