Summer of Megadeth+1

d-amazing:

So I just had the worst train rider EVER. dead ass a homeless man just sleeping on the train decided to get up and take out his dick and piss on floor while sitting down! Since it was a packed train it got crazy. It doesn’t even stop there he proceeds to start shitting on the floor! So as we go from. 14th to west 4th people are cramming to the sides of the train to not get caught. It was literally terrifying.

Well as long as he didn’t talk to any members of the fairer sex we don’t really see what the problem is.

(via 4srs-kaijuslayer)

Feb 24
Feb 24
We officially call dibs on calling Harold Ramis a “visionary creator” if you call Harold Ramis a “visionary creator” in your obituary of Harold Ramis, visionary creator, then please credit Summer of Megadeth you’ve been warned

Guys is Rick Moranis still alive somewhere do you think? 

Feb 24
Feb 21
Dang, you guys sure are talking about Reality Bites and Singles, ain’t ya?

cowboy-killr:

Correction: An earlier version of this article incorrectly dated the Sept. 11th attacks to Sept. 11, 2011. 

Safe to say she … had some regrets.

Feb 21
Correction: An earlier version of this article incorrectly dated the Sept. 11th attacks to Sept. 11, 2011.

brianvan:

At some point, endlessly posting your out-of-context inside-joke comments on social media (and nothing else of substance or social value) stops being silly and starts looking completely obnoxious

We can think of a lot of great reasons why no one would want to see you in a context.

Feb 21
Feb 21
So I guess it’s safe to say she … had some regrets
Feb 7

perpetua:

Dead Kennedys
“We Got a Bigger Problem Now”
Live in the studio circa 1981

I really love this clip, in part because I guess I never realized that Jello Biafra and the rest of the band were kinda…adorable?

We really like this blog post, in part becuase we never realized that white male cis hetero bloggers who use words like “adorable” about other men in an effort to pick up chicks under the guise of genderqueer are…an example of why the terrorists were right?

cowboy-killr:

lifeaquatic:

I was telling my roommate last night that I find it pretty disrespectful when people mock their students on Facebook or sites like “Shit My Students Write,” but still:

Never underestimate the power of first-year university students to misread assignment instructions and fixate on the weirdest things to get confused about and not know how to read course schedules and completely ignore the phrase “We do not accept emailed assignments” etc etc. 

As I come up on a decade of being an assistant it’s only in the last few years have I learned how production sausage gets made, all the dirty secrets (“Oh, you’re still here? You should go home”). The latest (and probably most sad) is all of the people I’ve worked for, the same people who I sit around for hours on set and talk about with coworkers, will sit around and talk about everything they people who have worked for them have done. 

While you bitch about your boss, your boss bitches about you.

Seems problematic. 

Feb 7

brianvan:

gabedelahaye:

I used to write a website about movies and television with the occasional Think Piece on Gwyneth Paltrow’s spending power. It is a website that just happens to be closing up shop for good tomorrow, unfortunately. Ours was a love the world could not understand. R.I.P. 

By the end of my tenure at the soon (so soon) to be defunct pop culture website, it genuinely felt like I was reading the Entire Internet every day, and the only takeaway one can have from reading the Entire Internet every day is that the Internet is 100% Horrible. There’s a common sense that the Internet is just a collection of sad adolescent trolls hiding in their parents’ basements throwing digital feces through the proverbial bars, but the truth is much worse. Everyone is throwing the digital feces. The trolls just enjoy it a little more.

So, one of the most wonderful aspects of stopping writing for that website on a daily basis was that I also stopped reading other websites on a daily basis. With rare exception, I haven’t LOOKED at a blog in six months, much less read one. I still look at Tumblr most days, but Tumblr might as well be Instagram. It hardly counts.

And yet, I somehow have not managed to escape Blog Culture, because Blog Culture has become so pervasive that we are all doomed to a wasteland future of ad hominem non-jokes, knee-jerk unreflective judgements punched out on iPads during commercial breaks, and a Smithsonian’s worth of #selfies.

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Omg

I would have eased slightly on the contempt (not because I don’t think it, but because I know it to diminish the point often) but otherwise, yes.

We would have, per the headline, actually killed everyone. Barring that, seems like a factual error. 

Feb 6
R.I.P. Everyone

brianvan:

gabedelahaye:

I used to write a website about movies and television with the occasional Think Piece on Gwyneth Paltrow’s spending power. It is a website that just happens to be closing up shop for good tomorrow, unfortunately. Ours was a love the world could not understand. R.I.P. 

By the end of my tenure at the soon (so soon) to be defunct pop culture website, it genuinely felt like I was reading the Entire Internet every day, and the only takeaway one can have from reading the Entire Internet every day is that the Internet is 100% Horrible. There’s a common sense that the Internet is just a collection of sad adolescent trolls hiding in their parents’ basements throwing digital feces through the proverbial bars, but the truth is much worse. Everyone is throwing the digital feces. The trolls just enjoy it a little more.

So, one of the most wonderful aspects of stopping writing for that website on a daily basis was that I also stopped reading other websites on a daily basis. With rare exception, I haven’t LOOKED at a blog in six months, much less read one. I still look at Tumblr most days, but Tumblr might as well be Instagram. It hardly counts.

And yet, I somehow have not managed to escape Blog Culture, because Blog Culture has become so pervasive that we are all doomed to a wasteland future of ad hominem non-jokes, knee-jerk unreflective judgements punched out on iPads during commercial breaks, and a Smithsonian’s worth of #selfies.

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Omg

dfc

Feb 6
R.I.P. Everyone
Feb 5

summeromegadeth:

3dprintmeafucktogive:

randomredux:

joannalaine:

Journalists at Sochi are live-tweeting their hilarious and gross hotel experiences

Amid continued debate over whether or not Sochi is prepared to host the 2014 Olympics, which begins Thursday, reporters from around the world are starting to check into local hotels — to their apparent grief. Some journalists arriving in Sochi are describing appalling conditions in the housing there, where only six of nine media hotels are ready for guests. Hotels are still under construction. Water, if it’s running, isn’t drinkable. One German photographer told the AP over the weekend that his hotel still had stray dogs and construction workers wandering in and out of rooms.

More entertaining than the actual Olympics could ever be.

Toughen the fuck up you literal pieces of shit.

Wow water in RUSH-A must be like herron in New a York jeeze watch out you piece of shit kids.

Remember when Woodward and Bernstein brought Nixon down by penning a thinkpiece about a problematic episode of Three’s Company?

peterwknox:

This hotel feels like the future.  (at New York Marriott Marquis)

And it has since 1986.
Jan 30

peterwknox:

This hotel feels like the future. (at New York Marriott Marquis)

And it has since 1986.

Holy heck, that Cole guy has been blogging again lately, huh?

Jan 8
youngmanhattanite:

Credit: John Yates
Happy Holidays

Who is this?
Dec 24

youngmanhattanite:

Credit: John Yates

Happy Holidays

Who is this?