The next person who praises the mortgage market for requiring fewer documents central to the risk evaluation process in my presence gets beaten to death with a hardback Nietzsche of my choosing
I won’t say anything because we initially got a $0.00 Down loan but yeah.
People who graduated high school but still read Nietzsche
People who gradutated high school but still read Nietzsche
The Summer of Megadeth didn’t realize the gays had it rough until an equality meme starring T.V.’s own Louis C.K. explained it to us. Thanks, Internet!
"Buzz Bissenger? That’s just the American Dream."
- Maria Bustillos
(Source: abloodymess, via megaemereri)
fek:
Would you donate to a Kickstarter film project if it meant seeing this guy* in a sex scene? Or does the thought repulse you so much that you’d donate to make sure he doesn’t appear in a sex scene? Either way, donate here and if the project is funded, you’ll be given a chance to vote if the kid stays in the picture or not.
On a serious note, this is a film about women being made by women. Women filmmakers are important.
*This photo is from 1998. Add facial hair and 50 pounds.
Kickstarted. Boss, you should probably start watching About Schmidt, Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead, Last Tengo in Paris, etc. Just remember, that stick of French butter wasn’t a star until it took “artistic risks,” either.
Yes, Boss. Last Tengo. Get on that Tengo.
(via fek)
92y:
“I tried with Phish. I bought everything and listened to it multiple times…but I found it very, very difficult.”
Danny Boyle (director of Trainspotting, Slumdog Millionaire, 127 Hours and his latest, Trance) speaks his mind last night at 92YTribeca. But he does like The Clash.
Fuck Phish.
Fuck the Clash
Fuck Music
Fuck Trains
Fuck jokes.
Would u abrot Jesus?
Magsum: We Would Abort Jesu
Summer of Megadeth: We Would Abort GZA
Summer of Megadeth: We Would Abort Journey
Inevitable.
Liam GallagherDeerhunter’s Bradford Cox, My Bloody Valentine fan, looking adorable.cOME ON dude that gut doesn’t loki anything like Topherchris Lambert-Walken.
BE-HAVE YOUR-SELVESssssssssssssssssss.
(Source: scottbeale)
Doesn’t pay.
The Billfold
I tell you what I haven’t seen a movie since Runaway Bride but this Oscars telecast is riveting
Downton Abbey is really well written
Holy crap Tina Fey is attractive
Beyonce just killed it, you guys
Summer of Megadeth Comedy Hall of Fame: oh we were going to make a joke the point of which was Seth MacFarlane is a billion times funnier than anyone on Community or 30 Rock or whatever it is you idiots watch but the actual answer is Richard Pryor and Mitch Hedberg and then fuck you
