Your day in TO ME.
Man, after a long hard day of SEX TO ME, you just want to settle into some nice comfy white people problems that don’t involve the gentials. Reader, I Grantlanded.
I was ecstatic, and hopeful that this show would gel and become a hit. Instead, we were pulled off the air after two episodes. It felt as if my wife had turned to me the instant we’d finished having sex and said, “I want to have an abortion.”
Cool metaphor, dude.
That is a simile.