10. Somebody go read the rest of this and tell me what the deal is; I just don’t think I have the strength to face it today.

9. Glazed Canadian Bacon!

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7. If you suffer from sleep apnea here is another reason why you suck.

6. Up next: printable robots.

5. Do you like money? Do you wish you knew more about it? Have you spent the last few years nursing an inchoate desire for some sort of website that would help you learn more about money without being stuffy and dry? Yes you have! And here’s the good news: Such a site now exists! Please welcome The Billfold, the newest member of The Awl family. Brought to you by Awl pals Mike Dang and Logan Sachon, The Billfold “aims to do away with the misbelief that talking about difficult money issues is uncomfortable, and create a space to have an honest conversation about how we save, spend and repay our debts. We are going to break one of the last taboos in our culture — talking about what you earn, what you spend, what you owe.” Learn more here!

4. What’s that, you say? A “graphene sensor” that is tattooed on the enamel of my teeth and tells me when to go to the dentist? I believe I will pass, thank you all the same. ALSO OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP REMINDING ME OF MY DENTAL DIFFICULTIES?

3. See if any of these statements apply to you […] If you agreed with five or more, we should totally hang out. Otherwise, keep at it, I know if you give it your best you will get there eventually.

2. It’s not just doody in your chicken; there might also be arsenic in there.

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Man, I just got some deep-ass thoughts.

(Source: usernameninetynine)

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Listicle Without Commentary, the last ten posts of Alex Balk sans quoted text, in order

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